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MEET THE 
ASTROLOGER

The person behind the chart, the memes, and the book.

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@Gnarlyastrology

THE STORY

I’m Alberto Toribio, astrologer, writer, and author, better known online as The Dirtbag Astrologer.

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I’ve been posting astrology online since at least 2016, taking ancient cosmic wisdom and turning it into darkly funny, cynical, no-filter memes, because the usual horoscope voice never sounded like anyone I knew.

 

Eventually the memes became a book, Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths, my full-length handbook for every sign. It’s gone further than I expected: my work has broken out of social media and been featured in Vogue, BuzzFeed, and Cosmopolitan, where I’ve also been interviewed. I’m based in the United States.

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Wisdom only comes through experience.

HOW HE GOT HERE

2016

2018

2018

2022

Where it started

Finding his voice

From Twitter to Instagram
The book

"Recieving my first Astrology book by Linda Goodman. "

"Attending astrology workshops in Manhattan."

"Created my first astrology-focused account to interact and share my insight on Astrology."

"After building a following from posting memes with extensive blog posts. I received a book deal and published my first book on Astrology."

GET TO KNOW ALBY

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The stars know already know.

Your ex does too.

BASED IN

New York City

KNOWN FOR

Astrology

ASK HIM ABOUT

The occult

READING SINCE

2020

OFF THE CLOCK

I love watching movies.

LATEST OBSESSION

Witchcraft
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THE BOOK

DIRTBAG ASTROLOGY

Twelve signs, zero sugarcoating. Dirtbag Astrology is Alby’s no-filter, sign-by-sign handbook to the cosmic truths your horoscope won’t tell you.

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LET'S READ YOUR CHART.

Let's look at your chart.

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