THE STORY
I’m Alberto Toribio, astrologer, writer, and author, better known online as The Dirtbag Astrologer.
I’ve been posting astrology online since at least 2016, taking ancient cosmic wisdom and turning it into darkly funny, cynical, no-filter memes, because the usual horoscope voice never sounded like anyone I knew.
Eventually the memes became a book, Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths, my full-length handbook for every sign. It’s gone further than I expected: my work has broken out of social media and been featured in Vogue, BuzzFeed, and Cosmopolitan, where I’ve also been interviewed. I’m based in the United States.


Wisdom only comes through experience.
HOW HE GOT HERE
2016
2018
2018
2022
Where it started
Finding his voice
From Twitter to Instagram
The book
"Recieving my first Astrology book by Linda Goodman. "
"Attending astrology workshops in Manhattan."
"Created my first astrology-focused account to interact and share my insight on Astrology."
"After building a following from posting memes with extensive blog posts. I received a book deal and published my first book on Astrology."
GET TO KNOW ALBY


The stars know already know.
Your ex does too.
BASED IN
New York City
KNOWN FOR
Astrology
ASK HIM ABOUT
The occult
READING SINCE
2020
OFF THE CLOCK
I love watching movies.
LATEST OBSESSION
Witchcraft



