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NO FLUFF.

One-on-one astrology reading with the Alberto Toribio. Blunt, funny, and actually useful.

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"Your chart isn't a personality test.
It's a group chat with the universe."

-Alberto Toribio

THE WORK

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Long-form writing from Alby. Astrology, culture, and everything in between.

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WHO'S THIS ASTROLOGER?

Alberto Toribio, known for turning cosmic wisdom into darkly funny, no-filter astrology memes since at least 2016. He’s the author of Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths. His work has been featured in Vogue, BuzzFeed, and Cosmopolitan.

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REAL PEOPLE.

REAL CHARTS.

REAL LIFE.

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